Irish Ash

Irish Ash
conquering the streets of Dublin one day at a time...

The only castle in the world painted like Legos

Upper Lake of Glendalough

Blarney Castle- Cork, Ireland

Howth, Irleand

Cliffs of Moher- Clare, Ireland

Pearl Jam- Belfast, Ireland

Dublin Sunrise- O'Connell Street- Last morning

Top of Mount Tibidabo- Barcelona, Spain

Saturday, May 29, 2010

DAY 5


Apparently the Carrie Bradshaw addiction is as huge here as it is in the states, therefore Steph and I took this rainy day to go see Sex and the City II at the local Cinema. No worries, however, we did get a LITTLE BIT of Irish culture in before conforming to our American ways!

For lunch our group ate at The Brazen Head. Only a hop and a skip from the Guinness brewery, the Head serves as Ireland's oldest pub. It's been open since 1198, therefore beating alcohol licensing laws by a few hundred years (1635). Now that's what I call a TRUE historical landmark. Texas Fight.

DAYS 3 & 4



As I sit here writing this, I have to say that my heals are covered in Band-Aids, my head is still healing from a recent burn incident, and there are so many travel brochures and clothes covering our room that we can barely see the floor. With that said…

I.LOVE.IRELAND.

The past two days have been incredible. From Steph finally getting into Dublin to a traveling tour that lasted for 5 hours on foot to eating traditional Irish Guinness stew, the memories made here have already been un-forgettable.

I’ll start from the beginning.

Upon the rest of the group’s arrival, Professor Love took us into the city for lunch and a small tour around the St. Stephen’s Green and Grafton Street. The culture in this area is amazing. Celtic bands were playing on every corner while men were having their daily dose of beer for lunch. Steph and I toured four different churches, including the famous Newman University Cathedral. This building was also home to the University of Dublin’s old campus. Since we’ll be studying at UCD, it was interesting to see the roots of the college and its historical background. We went around the shops of Grafton St. and tasted “smoky” Irish whisky while looking for a decent priced clothing store. Shelbourne Hotel is also on the outer-skirts of the green and is known as one of the nicest hotels in all of Europe (so obviously we’ve vowed to come back dressed up and hang-out in the pub area, eager to meet any politicians that may pass by).

Day three would not have been amazing if it weren’t for our incredible tour guide. Exhibit A:


His name is Garbhan and he led us ALL OVER Dublin. We visited the Cathedral District of the city, which includes such historical cites as Dublin Castle, Chester Beatty Library, and City Hall. One of my favorite places we went in this area was the St. Patrick’s Cathedral. It was unlike any Cathedral I’ve ever seen. Intricate hand carvings of angels and saints lined every corner. The stain-glassed windows were gorgeous, clad with every color an artist can think of.

We also visited the Viking/ Medieval Area of the city. Here we went to St. Audden’s and Old City Walls, where I learned the most important lesson of the day… Vikings NEVER had horns on their helmets. No. In fact, their helmets were shaped like “V’s” or a steeple, so oncoming swords would slide down the helmet instead of hitting the Viking in the center of the skull. Horns would do the opposite effect and direct the sword to the center of the head. They were also very simple men, so why would they go out of their way to decorate their helmets with horns?

At this point in the trip every girl was enamored with Garbhan as he showed us around Trinity College and the O’Connell Bridge. We visited The Spire in the center of the city, which is known as the Monument of Light. It towers 398 ft. into the air, deeming it the tallest monument in Europe.


We walked across the Millennium Bridge and entered into the Temple Bar District (which is SO much more entertaining than 6th street). We ate at O’Neill’s in Temple Bar, in which I had beef and Irish stew, with a touch of Guinness. During this time is when Garbhan told us that we were about to embark upon the greatest part of the tour- a pub crawl.


(Of course at this time Professor Love left us to our college ways and went back to Ariel House for the night.)

At approximately 7:20pm the pub crawl began. As I said earlier, Irish people don’t drink the same that we do. I don’t know if it was our attire or blonde hair, but almost everyone could tell we were from America. Every time the word “yall” came out in conversation, Irish folks would start laughing and shouting things like “Ah, you nice little Texan girl.” Needless to say, four pubs later, a nearly lost shoe, and countless pictures with Garbhan, the girls and I walked back to Ariel House laughing at our night together and the many memories we’d made.

Texas fight.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Ash's Travel Tips


Tip #1- When packing laundry detergent in the powder form, do not, I repeat DO NOT put it in small zip-loc baggies. This may or may not look like bags of cocaine and may or may not get you a nice visit from Custom’s officers.

Luckily, I packed mine in tupperware containers.

Tip #2- Europeans drive on the left side of the road. Therefore, when it looks like your bus driver is going to run into an on-coming vehicle or bicyclist, do not yelp or screech in your seat. This draws unnecessary attention to the fact that you’re a tourist and from Texas (the cowboy boots alone just weren’t enough).

Tip #3- Plugs over here are not the same, and your hair equipment WILL NOT work on the same voltage. It will overheat in 2.3 seconds and start burning anything in sight (i.e. my bangs).

As I hold an ice-bag to my head and the aroma of burnt hair fills our room, you can tell that I had to learn this the hard way… 

TEXAS FIGHT FORVER

DAY 1.5 (since I'm running on Jetlag)

I soon realized that jorts were completely out of the question for this 50 degree weather. Thus, I threw on some decent pants and hit the streets of Dublin.

At first I simply went around and took pictures of a few historic landmarks and famous pubs, but then I really got into the “street life” of the Dublin community. It reminds me a lot of New York. People are hurrying in every which way, sprinting to beat each other to the nearest taxi line. You have your hobos on different corners trying to sale Irish flags; your business men in suits, rushing to Davy Byrnes (http://www.davybyrnes.com/) to have a few beers before dinner. And then you have your everyday people, clad in wool jackets and vintage type clothing (at least vintage looking for me). They’re friendly and helpful. A few stopped to direct me to the local Visitor’s Center while others told me the best places to each fish and chips.


I finally settled on Madigan’s for my very first Guinness of the trip. This is where I learned the most valuable lesson from pub owner and newfound friend- Jack. IRISH PEOPLE DON’T DRINK THE SAME AS AMERICANS. Drinking is so much more than a sport or hobby to them…it’s one of their main cultural passions. They don’t mess around here, and I as sat at the bar for about an hour sipping on my dark beer, two 60-year-old men downed three in the same time period.

Borderline. Guinness. Alcoholics.

This was my first thought as I walked out of Madigan’s, realizing that one beer was more than enough for me. As I turned the corner of O’Connell Street, I had somewhat of an epiphany. Drinking is a beautiful thing here. It’s not taken for granted and it’s somewhat what “food” is for Americans. Irish folk gather around pints of Guinness for a family night. They seek refuge at the local restaurant/pub for time spent with friends and gossip. They don’t sprint from bar to bar sucking down shots, trying to conquer 6th street and every dance floor known to man. They actually APPRECIATE their time to sip a Guinness and act responsibly while doing it. Lesson learned.

I ventured around seeking the nearest McDonald’s, and fell upon the Dublin Writer’s Museum. It was already closed, so I vowed to go back soon. Up ahead was the Gate Theatre (this one’s for you Mummsie). The play “Arcadia” was opening its curtains at 8pm, so I decided to go back to the hostel and take a nap before the production.
A $2 hamburger, swollen feet, and 29 traveling brochures later I ended up crashing around 5pm alongside three French girls in the room with me. Needless to say I didn’t make it to the production, but will for sure go back with our group.


*SIDENOTE- The video posted below is me completely delusional and jetlagged. Yes, I look exhausted, un-clean, and overall ridiculous. Please do not judge (mom-talking to you here).

Stephanie arrives tomorrow, so get prepared for the REAL blogging to begin…
Texas fight.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

DAY 1


Well, after girlfriend goodbyes, countless Wal-Mart runs, and arguing with Sprint for a few hours about my coverage in Ireland, I finally started packing at approximately 6:45 this morning.

Honestly, I have no idea how I woke up that early (especially since Boo insisted we hit up Mexican Martini Madness one last night before I left). Except that there was this voice in my head that kept pestering my dreams, “Ashley, Ashley get up and get your life together!”

No. This wasn’t my conscience or my roommate knocking at my door, this was the voice of my mom.

I accidentally booked 24 hours earlier than everyone else in the group. Therefore, by her standards, I was doomed to a day of pick-pocketing and kidnapping in Ireland. The Irish mob would NO DOUBT pick me out of a crowd and make it their duty to still my passport, camera, and entire backpack (all in broad daylight granted). Due to this booking fiasco I’m going to stay in Abigail’s Hostel for the first night. This, also by mom’s standards, is “completely crazy.” Hostel’s are apparently only for groups of people who are superb backpackers and have explored the world.

“Haven’t you ever seen that movie?” she said to me.

To appease her and my own stress, every single piece of luggage has one lock on it…including my purse which has a very intimidating “you’re not getting in here” pink one.

Yes, I’m aware that this is crazy, but that’s what happens when you pack the morning of your one month trip across the world.

After two security searches, a newly purchased dark-green airplane blanket and a McDonald’s Happy Meal in the Newark turmoil, I finally got on my flight to Dublin at 10:30pm.

*SIDE-NOTE TO MUMMSIE- Yes, I changed out of my Nike shorts as soon as I arrived. I put on my Fedura and jorts, fully disguised from any pick-pocketers.

So with that said, I’ve arrived in Dublin safe-and-sound and am about to embark upon the streets as we speak.

Stay tuned for my lonely adventures in the Temple Bar District.

Texas fight yall.


DISCLAIMER

This is NOT your average blog. No, this blog will follow the adventures of my 30 days in Ireland, but is by no means meant to be serious or read for profit.

This blog does not reflect my ability as a journalist, nor does it fully follow my traditional writing style. It is meant to be FUN and FABULOUS! So sit back and enjoy the madness...